Munki Moo Moo - paperback

Teenager Toni Brown lives a boring existence. She helps her single mother run a roadside motel after school, listens to music, and dreams of leaving the small town of Big Arcadia. 

All that changes when a rock god E. Mandanny checks into the motel. Now she must deliver a package for him that inter-dimensional creatures would kill for.

The package: A mischievous, yellow-eyed baby that eats grass and causes earthquakes.

The destination: Munki Moo Moo. Wherever the hell that is.

Munki Moo Moo is the first in a series of surreal, absurd, and dark fantasy novellas from the author of (R)Evolution and the Blunt Force Kharma Series.